The real Lara Croft????

Jan 07, 2004 12 Replies

Watch the Big Cat Diary programme which is running every night 7.00pm. The woman who is tracking the leopards is my kind of woman, because yesterday she was handling a high lift jack and driving a 90 barefoot. I'll bet she's hell in the checkout queues at Sainsbury's, or on the car park at Blockbuster. Cheers, John


I thought it was a 110. They also showed her driving off after using the hi-lift, wonder if anyone remembered to pick it up ?

That's all very well and good, but can she cook?

(coat on, door open...)

Martyn

The real one can :)

Lara.

The bit that amazed me was the bloke sitting there, cool as a cucumber, while a cheetah (I think it was a cheetah) climbed on the roof and crapped through the sunroof!

When I was watching this, SWMBO asked if I was interested in the cats or the cars! I suspect "Neither, the blonde with the pigtails", would not have been an acceptable answer.

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Strange I know, but 'can you cook?' wouldn't be very high on my list of questions to ask Ms Jolie, should I ever be lucky enough to meet her... ;-)~~

Martyn

The cheetah is just incredible.

And then you have the blonde following a leopard in a ragtop...

Nor mine! The conversation would go something like: "Before cooking tea luv, can you tidy up a bit - oh, and ther's some ironing over there as well......" Jon

Feeling suicidal today?

I've often thought that if anyone _really_ wanted to get me into severe trouble, all they'd need to do would be to point Charlotte toward a newsreader and a.f.l ;-)

Martyn

That's just before they iron your jeans with razor creases sideways......

Has anyone actually looked at 'Niamh' Holdings site. Please do so and report back to the group.......it may be just me, but it's a touch more 'Lorry Craft' than Lara Croft!

I always get a slight urge to cry whenever I see a Simone de Beauvoir quotation at the start of any website...

Martyn

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