Cheat the average speed cameras by changing lanes???

We don't bother with that touchy-feely pussy-footing horseshit. We just shoot anything that moves. More friendly fire required!

Ah yes, you mean Dunkirk!

You people have thankfully given up trying to build cars. You're still useless.drivers and mechanics, though.

In message , Art writes

Indeed. It's nothing more than we've come to expect from a poorly educated and low quality military nation.

Sorry Carl, wrong country. Dunkirk is in France although its an easy mistake to make when 80% of your fellow countrymen can't even name their neighbouring state.

Yes we built some crap cars but at least we had the decency to stop building crap cars, something you people should try.

And I suppose you are subscribed to u.r.c.m to help us out. Lovely gesture!

Firepower counts, limey asshole. You've been reduced to the role of impotent observers. Sitting, watching and moaning! Something you at least manage to do quite well.

I hope you weren't referring to the so-called Battle of Britain?

Some crap cars??? Every mass produced British car built in the UK was crap. You people are total losers.

You bet, asshole!

In message , Art writes

Its not counting for much in Iraq at the moment is it Carl? Remind me, how long have you lot been bogged down there? How is the exit strategy coming along?

Ah yes ..... the Battle of Britain. It was a decisive and relatively short affair. You being American will be unfamiliar with that concept.

Well you are certainly good entertainment value.

Or when you got the s*it kicked out of you by a bunch of guys in black pyjamas.

We've been bogged down there just as long as you have, limey asshole. How's your exit strategy? Don't forget - Blair is our poodle. Nothing happens without our OK. LOL

Who ever heard of an invasion by air? It was just a dogfight.

Happy Thanksgiving Day, asshole!

In message , Art writes

For once I agree with you.

It was the first stage of an invasion attempt, just in the same way as the first Gulf war had a long air campaign.

It failed, we're not speaking German and it had nothing to do with you lot. End of story!

Oh I am thankful Carl. I'm thankful that that most of the dumb rednecks are still on the other side of the pond.

Standard Merkin mistake/propaganda fixed for posterity.

On Tue, 21 Nov 2006, Guy King typed this :

Out of the murky bowels of my inaccurate and unreliable memory comes a thing that in 1856 there was a vote or referendum or something in Merka, as to what the official language was to be, and German came a close second to whatever it is they speak now.

You wish, limey.

On Fri, 24 Nov 2006, Art typed this :

Tried?

The only thing we can be grateful for is early coinage from your side of the pond, some of which is rare and desirable. Unfortunately, this is in direct contrast to anything and everything else. (I'll swap you one Prime Minister for a 1794 Cent.)

Would it surprise you to know that weakening the Eastern front weakens them as a whole? Would you like me to break only your left leg and see how it affects your overall ability to fight?

A weapon the Russians exploited to good effect, as they have always done. "Russia's greatest military assets - General Janvier and General Fevrier".

Nice to see you're trying to make up for being late for the last two World Wars by being really, really punctual this time...

Would it suprise you to know that the German efforts on the Westen front continued unabated while the Eastern front was having problems? They weren't using the same troops/armaments for both fronts, see?

It was just bad timing on the German side. No credit to the Russians for that one.

That's what it was all about!

No thanks! How about a buffalo nickel instead?

We don't usually come in and sort out your wars until you people are desperate for help. LOL