Turbo bollocks

I laughed like a drain last week when a local lad went up the road in his shiteoldmotor fitted with turbo dump valve. Every time he changed gear it made a racket like an elephant farting. He probably thought it was as cool as f*ck.

Reply to
Grimly Curmudgeon
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. The fart is to let you know there's a turd coming.

Steve

Reply to
shazzbat

Did he have a Horlick's can stuck on the end of the exhaust as well?

Reply to
pedro1492

Worse still, you can get an electronic simulator...

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Reply to
Chris Bartram

I remember seeing an ad for a device to plug into the cigar socket which produced a big-engine sound, but I gave up on such gadgets after hearing the air horns on my Ford Cortina echoing back from the canyon walls of the city..

Reply to
Gordon H

ah yes, the Sound Racer. Mind you some manufacturers have incorporated similar into the sound systems, I prefer noise suppression these days on normal cars, mind you

4 open bellmouth webers on the v8 just behind your head do sound nice for a while, then it just gets tiring.
Reply to
Mrcheerful

I quite like the growl of the 3-cylinder Focus until the revs smooth it out. I swear it's faster away from traffic lights than the 1.8 Mondeo.

Reply to
Gordon H

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