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Quite impressive load of old bollocks.Spot the bullshit
Oct 17, 2006
16 Replies
Vitara?!
And here was me thinking they were based on the Willys Jeeps.
It was the "will pull 4 tons" bit that had me laughing. Downhill possibly.
With a Pug Derv engine?
Yeah, that bit did have me "puzzled", for want of a better word. Max towing weights are related to the weight of the towing vehicle, and Vitaras weight f*ck all, so god knows how they worked that one out.
I don't think it's a Vitara, it looks, despite all the hype, to be a bog standard Asia Rocsta. A vehicle that distinguished itself by being more s**te than the Mahindra Indian Brave.
I wondered about bunging a copy to trading standards since it's criminal misdescription of the vehicle.
It looks f*ck all like the Vitara I had for a while ;-)
It's also pug running gear iirc, not Mazda.
I could call in on my way tomorrow cos I drive past him to drop the missus off. I could ask to look at his Vitara and see what he has to say..
Mike P
It's an Asia Rocsta.
Awful piece of Indian junk. Almost as bad as the Tata Indica/CityRover.
Completely incorrect description (and price!)
David
And I guess as someone who is intimate with bullshit himself, you would certainly know!
k
Rather like you telling the truth that isn't it Chris?
Mike The truth always prevails, annoying isn't it Chris? :-))
Oh shut up you stupid person.
I may indeed be stupid.............but at least I can hold down a job!
k
Another lie from Chris Stevens, does he know no end to them?
Mike The truth always prevails
The only car I have ever heard of rusting on the showroom floor.
Fraser
As someone who probably has never had a job.......... I doubt you will will ever find out!
I've driven a bunch of the Rocstas, 'cos we had plenty in the Young Farmers Club.
Go on... you know you want to.
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