You bastards!

That bit is easy. Expensif, Lotus, Porsche 928, English can't afford petrol, light weight, company diesel Volvo, l/100km. Sorted.

Dammit man, I should be a Usenet impressionist.

We have?

Did he announce his departure or has he just been a bit quiet for a couple of days?

Eh? Check 'smell the desperation'. Posted there yesterday. Still got an enormous chip on his shoulder about not being English. ;-)

Ya, me too; I'm not English either. :)

Me neither. Which is why I said it. ;-)

I'm about as English as the love child of Rob the Weegie and His Lairdship, Doug of Doug hall.

Charlie's probably more English than I am. She has passed the tests to prove it. :-p

can't his posts are deleted :(

Bit scots, bit german, bit viking (dna tests showed it), but about 15 generations of pure english.

I'm from Lancs but my grandparents are Lancs, Liverpool and Geordie and their grandparents are American and Irish

Mike P

someone call??????

You could just read some of the ones that aren't deleted though...?

Heh. I'm half not English.

Such a love child exists?

I remember seeing a comedian once - Geordie feller (Gavin Webster IIRC) - classic quote from him: "You probably can't tell under this subtle lighting, but I am actually mixed race. Me mum was a woman, and me Dad was a bloke."

Who are you talking to?

If they did, they would be one crazy mixed up kid.

I know you're no' really a Weegie ;-)