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Is JeepTang nookie you get in a Jeep?

Oh. That's just, rude...

No.... actually it's an abomination and should be put to sleep, pronto!

If no euthanasia meds are available find the nearest sledgehammer!

That thing looks like it is squatting to take a dump. Now here is the best of both worlds:

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BRB - Let me go check....

Hubby says YEA!

I gotta check it out.

KJK

Yea, you're prolly right. That Mustang glued onto the back of that there fine looking Jeep does mess it up a bit.

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KJK

*CHOKE* $111,000

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hehe uh huh the "best of both worlds" Hmmmm you can buy 3 Mustang GT's and two Jeep Liberty's for the same price as that Cayenne... then, you could REALLY REALLY smell five times the "new car stuff" and grow old FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would guess I'd grow old VERY fast with a Cayenne. Worrying about the payments if not worrying about it being stolen or bumped into by "grandma" in the parking lot LOL

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: : : hehe uh huh the "best of both worlds" Hmmmm you can buy 3 Mustang : GT's and two Jeep Liberty's for the same price as that Cayenne... : then, you could REALLY REALLY smell five times the "new car stuff" : and grow old FAST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : : I would guess I'd grow old VERY fast with a Cayenne. Worrying about : the payments if not worrying about it being stolen or bumped into by : "grandma" in the parking lot LOL

Hahahhaaaa you got that one right. What a way to burn up those brain cells huh!

If you want the best of a sports car and an SUV in ONE vehicle the Cayenne Turbo S is about the best there is, IMHO, of course. As I told Kate, the best is rarely inexpensive. As for five times the "new car smell" I can't argue with that logic. ;)

As for worrying about a Cayenne being stolen, here is a list of the ten most stolen cars in the USA:

1. Toyota Camry
2. Honda Accord
3. Honda Civic
4. Oldsmobile Cutlass
5. Jeep Cherokee/Grand Cherokee
6. Chevrolet Full-Size C/K pickup
7. Toyota Corolla
8. Ford Taurus
9. Chevrolet Caprice
10. Ford F150 pickup

You Toyota Camry owners had better be packin' a hand cannon for your trips to the grocery. :)

Not to mention, it ruins the departure angle...

That list pretty much follows the list of top 10 car models sold too, or at least half of them anyway...

If every Cayenne Turbo S ever sold, were stolen, they still wouldn't break in to the top 100 list of the most stolen cars in the USA:

- You could not pay me to drive something with that profile that fast

- It IS an abomination, a waste, and it's hideous, to me

- Porschephiles make me want to vomit, which is a nice segue into this:

- Every time I see one, I am reminded of the snippet of the Bobby Brown reality show I walked on. Whitney's bowels were impacted, and Bobby explained to the cameras that it was an expression of (and I quote) "black love" to stick his hand up her ass, and manually remove the problematic feces. What does this have to do with the Cayenne? They own one, and her vulgar, haggard, drugged-out constipated ass sits in its seats. Ugh.

Porsche should pay that foul couple to go soil another vehicle. I am forever horrified, and the Cayenne is forever equated with that mental picture. I see one, and immediately think "black love". Gew.

Chew on that if you can. If not, just throw up. I just almost did, again.

Disclaimer - this has nothing in particular to do with black people. It has to do with those particular two black people.

What the hell does any of this have to do with a Mustang? Oh, right, that thing out of Greek mythology Kate posted a link to.

Shame on you, Katie, you are filling this place with all kids of awful!

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I know Michael, that's what you're telling yourself about the GT500... ;)

"Michael Johnson, PE" wrote in news:96mdnfud_trgDnvenZ2dnUVZ snipped-for-privacy@giganews.com:

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Aw, c'mon J - you're just jealous because you're driving around in a Tempo... ;)

A more meaningful number would be listing the top ten cars stolen based on a percentage of their population. I would bet most luxury cars are lower on that list than the ones listed above.

...and, just because something is not a Mustang or a Ford for that matter doesn't mean we can't admire, respect and lust after it. As with most Porsches, IMO, the real beauty of the Cayenne lies under the skin and not the skin itself. ;)