OT: Beautiful story

Oct 12, 2004 30 Replies
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I found this story on alt.autos.chevrolet.malibu ... a NG that I don't normally visit.. but I did & saw this story. I think you will enjoy it. If not.. sorry.



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-Mike


-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch



255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors



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Sure... yeah... save THAT for your 12 step group!

Unh huh... you were just lookin' at the nekkid pictures!

Shame on you for 10 minutes.

Mom

I'm feeling queasy.

I think I'm gonna vomit.

Well, there goes breakfast...

Mission accomplished.

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch

255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors

Rummage sale?

Damn,.. I'm still tryin' to lick my elbow.

-- John C. '03 Cobra Convt.

Thanks Kate. I just read the story the first time. Duh!

"John C." wrote in | | Damn,.. I'm still tryin' to lick my elbow. | -- | John C. | '03 Cobra Convt. | |

Yea, me too... I have decided the best way to accomplish this is to get a partner and lick each other's elbows!

Kate

Ahem... now posting on the correct thread.. I didn't realize that naked pics were on the site. Read the STORY & stop whackin off to the pics Windsorfox ;D.

-Mike

-- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Full Boar turbo mufflers Hi-speed fan switch

255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors

Sheesh... you never let us have ANY fun!

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touching story did not go to the pix page till I read replys. good one mike. ex cobra boy

Dude, did your puppy die?? Oh, BTW, thanks for making CJ heave...

Maybe he was pounding it to often while lookin at Matilda. Nah I forgot that grows hair on the palms :-P

Dave

I mailed the contents to your house ASAP. Should arrive tomorrow with Delivery Confirmation. Please leave feedback.

You skipped Chapter 5 in the " Boring Turd Handbook". A brief synopsis:

No self respecting cynical turd wastes time with "crap". To that end:

  1. Don't read "crap".
  2. Don't write multiple paragraphs critiquing "crap". Looks like you even fail at being a boring turd.

Go back to your indulging your scatological fetish. You bore me.

IOW's you want to dish it put but can't take it. Typical BNT.

You'll take as long as I want you to take and you know it.

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