: > : > J/K : > : >
: > : > ok, damnit? : > : >
: > : : > : ALRIGHT THEN damnit : > : : > : Now DON'T GET ME GOING, or I'll slam another Tuesday brew, and take aim : > : at some poor sap. It's been a while, and the bloodstains on my rusty : > : cam are flaking off. Maybe what this place NEEDS is a good slap in the : > : face, a good kick in the chomskies. HUH? WHAT? : > : : >
: >
: > Yea yea yeaaaa..... : > sheesh... you aren't so tough. : >
: : Don't think so? Thankfully, many people underestimate me. It gives : you an advantage. I was slamming 40s, getting chased by cops and : fighting skinheads in NYC with my friends when I was 15 years old. : Believe me, I learned a thing or two. Some cokehead once had to make : his point clear to me with a snub .38 inches from my chest. I : technically stole a car when I was 14. I brought it back; my friends : and I just used it to learn to drive a stick. I think we roasted the : clutch a bit. I've been to jail. I've had to stand toe-to-toe with : BIG guys who could kill me, and not blink. I told a whole room of guys : they could bring it if they wanted, and laughed because I couldn't : believe I actually just said "bring it". : : I'm not totally proud of all that stuff, but I also never get messed : with by people who aren't complete idiots. I know some sit around, all : day, looking for victims. I never look like a victim, and hopefully I : never will be. The occassional bar idiot, I let be; I don't want to : spend the night with this jerk in the county tank. I could break his : freaking jaw, but why get an assault charge? I've found that your : eyes, your posture and your walk do more for you than anything ever : could. : : Tough is a state of mind.
... actually.... I meant that *I* was not intimidated by your tongue in cheek humor about going off and riling things up. here, have a cuppa cocoa and relax a while.
How the hell old ARE you anyway? I htink you told me once, but I don't keep that stuff stored, not memory.
KJK