So, when was the last time you had to tell somebody "Excuse me, but my eyes are up here..." ;-P
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Natalie's Back!!!
Jul 27, 2005
113 Replies
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Vive la différence!!!
JP
Yep. Work wonders for promotion, getting off speeding tickets, getting served in bars, I know, because my good woman uses those tricks all the time.
Every day - hubby's a decidedly strong breast man
Natalie
Speeding tickets, bars, maybe, but I don't recall getting a promotion for anything other than busting my butt!
Natalie
Maybe he means promotion as in "Eat at Joe's" strategically emblazoned on a T-shirt?
says...
Nah - all that gets you is double takes. Big 'brestesses' as my hubby and late friend Steve would say, are good advertising, but bad education
Natalie
Speaking of education reminds me of a high school biology class where the teacher was talking about natural selection and adaptation. Since it was an all-male high school, the young teacher used mammary glands as an example. His point was that dogs, cats, pigs, have multiple nipples because of large litters, so when he asked why human females only have 2, someone in the class shouted out "because man only has 2 hands!"
ROFL! I'll share that one with hubby...and maybe a few others
Natalie
That might be near the top...or bottom of the T shirt.
I see you're back, too. Now I'm starting to get scared. Wonder what goofy things they teach at the all-girl schools?
Charles of Kankakee
After all, girls have two hands.
Nevermind.
Why not DOUBLE takes? Aren't BOTH of them large?
Natalie's back and there's gonna be trouble Hey la Hey la Natalie's back
O_o
Natalie
I swear Charles and I hadn't run away together!
GAH!
Natalie
*fwapping incessantly*
Great, now I have that stupid song in my head
Natalie
Well the fwapper is back ;-)
She's found that a Good university Degree, a professional attitude, and a good cleavage work wonders when your boss or the interviewer is male.
Next you'll tell me I got that primo job at McDonald's when I was in high school, because of my EE breasts, huh?
:-P
Natalie, wiping the excess sarcasm off her keyboard
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