Natalie's Back!!!

Yet I'm padding her trust fund in August, by going to the yes-I'm-a-Trekkie-nerd-and-I-don't-care-who-knows-it Star Trek Las Vega Convention at the Hilton.

Paris' parents were stupid to leave her so socially and functionally incompetent. They should have taken a page out of Ron Howard's parents' book on child-rearing. As I've said before, they got it *right*. Ron and his brother Clint (Also an actor)'s money wasn't touched as they grew up. Their parents made sure they knew how to do other things, in order to survive after their child star work, in case the acting gig dies on them, and the family lived on whatever Ron's dad made.

Very smart people, those Howards. If the Hiltons lose their prestige and money, Paris won't even know how to flip burgers. Her sister is *way* smarter, though - and she's staying the hell out of the spotlight as much as she can. Good for her!

Natalie

Like you could!

Natalie

Much better!

Natalie

Dun dun dun dun (Fwap Fwap) dun dun dun dun (fwap fwap) dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun (fwap fwap)

Charles of Kankakee

Alrighty, then, let ME have a good look!!!! ;P

Dare to dream, Corolla boy

Natalie

'Scuse me for not being totally up on the Addams family tune. :P

(boy did you EVER just date yourself)

-LMB

Yes, but Natalie probably looks good in green chiffon when she dates herself.

Ducking the fwap.

Charles of Kankakee

Boy, do I feel a good FWAPPING coming on!

tissue - with a very limited function

Hey, *you* were the one who brought it up, whippersnapper

Natalie

WHOA, for a minute I thought you said Louis would look good in chiffon - what a scary visual!

Natalie

Nah, he set himself up - look at my recent response to him!

Natalie

Well, you had to correct me...

-LMB

Get your arse to chat, young man!

Natalie

Maybe we should take a clue from the guy tat tried to sell Cameron Diaz her own pics.

Hey, Natalie, you want to buy some topless pics so we don't sell them to Penthouse instead? Of course, you have to let us take the topless pics first. I can see that this plan has a couple of holes in it.

Paris in a swin suit? Are there any pics of Paris in a swim suit? All that I have seen have her naked ...

ROFL!

Natalie

I TRY not to see her at ALL! But everytime I open the dictionary to look up 'ditz'...

Wow, the same thing happens when I look up 's**nk'

Natalie