Old Friends
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> Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
> Feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
> One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
> figured
> Maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up
> For a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only > time they
> Ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, > so he was
> Unable to find out what had happened to him.
>
> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
> But one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
> Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then
> He said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to > you?"
>
> Bill replied, "I have been in jail."
> "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?"
> "Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
> Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?"
>
> "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?"
>
> "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89
> Years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty. >
> The judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
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