No, Eats shoots and leaves. (Surely you know the book.)
No, Eats shoots and leaves. (Surely you know the book.)
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a big meal.
> When he finishes, the waiter brings the check. The panda looks at the
> check, pulls out a gun and kills the waiter.
>
> The police caught up to the panda and said, Why did you do that?
> The panda says, Look in the Dictionary.
>
>
> What did the Dictionary say...?
Eats shoots & leaves.
(thanks to the book by Lynne Truss)
Cathy
>
Eats shoots and leaves.
Surely he does not.
**2nd grade readers? Then you haven't read the book. Eats, Shoots & Leaves is a freaking hilarious book on punctuation (yes, punctuation!) for adults. It's an awesome read, well, if you like that kind of stuff. :)
kaboomie
I loved it. And gave a copy to a friend when she was recovering from surgery. I knew she'd enjoy it - she A) loves to read & B) majored in English & is a stickler for proper grammar & mechanics. ;-)
Cathy
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