My VW works with human BLOOD !

Oct 26, 2004 14 Replies

It's a vampire - car!


And you're - an idiot!

Thank you, have a nice day. Next window please.

"We're friends. You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge.... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."

Maybe that would explain why one has to scrape up his knuckles/get cuts so very often when wrenching one them!

If this is true, put yourself in a blender, get somebody to pour you into the fuel tank...and f**k off into the middle of nowhere

Do you always respond to bots trolling for addresses?

Always? No. That was the first time in God knows how long dickweed so get over it. Funny how you didn't say anything to the one from yesterday, or the one from a few days ago, or the one from last week that weren't me. If you want to be an asshole and bitch about it, bitch at the people who do it all the time and not the person who does it once a year when they need a little humor.

"We're friends. You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge.... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."

Tsk Neil! You did it now! You responded to a bot trolling for addresses so now Michael's going to jump your ass. For shame.

K. "We're friends. You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge.... I'm gonna miss your dumb ass."

Um, I was just asking a question, not bitching. Not calling you names. If my roundabout way of pointing out that you had fallen for a bot's post was offensive, that's too bad.

Do you always respond to people responding to bots trolling for addresses by asking a question and not bitching and not calling names? Is your roundabout way of pointing out that someone had fallen for a bot's post was offense the way you always choose? Is there any point at all to this post? I can only answer the last question definitively, and thusly: No. :-)

*sips redneck martini* (Vodka and sprite in martini glass)

Damn.

Randy

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You'll never get back the 10 seconds of your life that it took for you to read that post. ;-)

Enjoying a mudslide myself... thought i'd share that.

Damn you.

Randy

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