OT So I go to the tanning bed place today...

Shaggie · 2004-05-07T23:04:21+00:00

Getting yuppified I guess? I signed up and they asked me if I neededany of their $80 tanning lotion stuff. I told them no, that I had myown, the kind that still had the $1.99 drug-store sticker on it. Theyasked to see it and I showed them. Both of them said "No, we can'tlet you use that. It's mineral-oil-based and it will mess up ourtanning beds." "OK, no problem," I said. "Oh, and I'd recommend younot use that even for outside exposure to real sun. It literally eatsholes in the plastic linings of the tanning beds, so _just_ _imagine_what it does to your skin!" (He had a very serious look on his faceas he told me this.) "HOLY GOD I HAVE TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL THEBABYSITTER TO TELL HER TO NOT PUT ANY MINERAL OIL AKA BABY OIL ON MYBABY AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!" (With deadpan look on my face, staring atEinstein.) We had about a 10 second stare-down of sorts during whichtime I think he came to an important realization. Or at least I hopeso. Maybe you had to be there. Anyway, I got "sun"-burned so I guessI'm the idiot. I should have bought some of their $80 lotion stuff Ireckon. :-/

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Joey Tribiani 22 years ago

On Sat, 08 May 2004 19:49:09 -0500, snipped-for-privacy@xyzzy.stafford.net (jjs) ran around screaming and yelling:

trust me John...i understand....i feel for you... JT

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RSMEINER 22 years ago

Some times jokes are the best or only way to deal with things. Still sorry about Pico. He sure looked like a good pooch.

Randy

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Shaggie 22 years ago

Nah, I just told him I thought he was pathetic, but to not take it personally. ;-)

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MUADIBÂ® 22 years ago

They don;t call you a pasty faced mommas boy for nuthin...................Stop that Tanning crap.

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It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

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Joey Tribiani 22 years ago

On Sun, 09 May 2004 21:44:29 GMT, MUADIB® ran around screaming and yelling:

hehe...i remembered that very statement, yet *I* wasn't going to be the one to bring it up...LOL

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MUADIBÂ® 22 years ago

I ain't got nuthin to be afraid of with Shaggie............He'll be buyin me a beer if'n we ever cross paths...............I'll be the second one,...................Shaggies OK in my book.

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It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs. -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News

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Joey Tribiani 22 years ago

On Tue, 11 May 2004 01:07:53 GMT, MUADIB® ran around screaming and yelling:

shag is a good guy...will be meeting up with him this summer....will definitely buy him a beer(or ten)... JT

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Shaggie 22 years ago

Aw, I'm gettin' all misty eyed... AND THIRSTY! ;-P

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Bill Berckman 22 years ago

Its not even 9 a.m. yet, but go ahead an pop the top :o) I guess you better not or your boss might ot like it.

Bill Berckman

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Joey Tribiani 22 years ago

On Tue, 11 May 2004 08:47:51 -0400, Shaggie ran around screaming and yelling:

don't get too thirsty yet....july is awhile away....weekend of the

12th sound okay? JT

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Shaggie 22 years ago

I never plan that far into the future unless we're talkin' about $. ;-) (Yes, that sounds fine by me since I haven't planned anything for then.... keep reminding me...)

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