No, no, no. He is genuinely useless. Was brought up by a single mom whose tools skills are limited to "righty tighty, lefty loosy." Sure, I'd like to be some 50's TV show TV dad and teach the boy all about how to use a torque wrench and stuff like that. But he's got, as I said, the attention span of a Dachshund. ADHD. I'd no sooner have shown how to put the socket on the wrench when he'd have drifted off to playing with the or trying to feel up the teenage girl across the street.