OT wifey amazes me AGAIN

Oct 21, 2003 125 Replies

I had a fair old laugh about the Jeep sticker that warns "this vehicle doesn't handle like a car". Its so f*k*g obvious.

Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara

No, its just that the 4400lb rating is with a braked trailer, and the 2000lb rating is for an unbraked trailer.

But remember, those ratings are just GUIDELINES (it's true! I read it HERE).

Right now I like the Mandatory stickers that say Airbags can cause injury or DEATH! Yes just what I want blowing up in my face on impact.

Hey go to the Bahama's Paradise Island Atlantis Resort now it's the older Alantis and you will see what I mean. My scanner is in storage or I'd put up some pics on the predator lagoon with all the sharks in it. Fall in there and well, that's pretty much it. Sharks are attracted to splashing.

You could probably tow 50,000 lb with it as long as you had a 4,500 lb winch to assist you if you got stuck in the vanilla icecream. Or perhaps not.

That's why the "Brake for Moose - it might save your life" sticker is so appealing !

"There's 850lb of pot roast in front of me.. hold my beer while I accelerate to ramming speed !!"

Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara

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Anything to save a Buck! :)

good pun :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara

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Thanks I was just trying to be EnDeering. :D

Approximately 10/25/03 05:32, Scooby Don't uttered for posterity:

Or perhaps save a little doe.

lol! you guys........

I'm tired of this bull, and I'm starting to get bucky.

Chris

Sounds like a mistake :-)

Dave Milne, Scotland '99 TJ 4.0 Sahara

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Oh Deer, I didn't mean to keep beating a dead beer. My mind must be all Moused up. :)

LOL! can't think of a punny reply to that. I must be slipping. I'll have to Rut around for a reply.

When I was a little younger, my uncle had an 8 wheel Argo we used for hunting, back in Newfoundland. Great rig to get just about anywhere, especially with steep hills and lots of bog and ponds.....drop a couple of ducks or geese in a pond, and just run right out and pick them up. I've driven that rig up hills that a J5 (bulldozer style tracked vehicle) had to winch up....the center of gravity is so slow, it's just about impossible to flip, and they will claw their way to the top of anything that doesn't flip em.....we had the tracks for it as well....amazing in the snow, even with 2 guys and a 1000 pound moose on board.

Paul

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