Those who've been here will know that Poggle Wood is in a little cul-de-sac. This often means cars drive down, realise that the 'dead end' sign was there for a reason, then either try to reverse out or do a 3/5/7 point turn at the end...
A police car was parked over the road whilst they took a statement from a neighbour who'd witnessed a robbery or summat. While there a WPC (a right babe too, if you'll s'cuze the sexism) walked over and was looking at my GS. I was just taking Max out for his morning run so said hello an all that. We ended up having quite a good chat when she mentioned that she'd seen a similar one, but purple. Ah, that's mine too (Grumble is currently having the finishing touches to the auto conversion done around at Warrens). Anyway, carried on chatting.
Her colleague eventually came out and got in the car. Drove down to the end of the road and got in a right tangle trying to turn it around. Was on for at least a 9 point turn, crunching the gears and all sorts (no Roadcraft here).
Why's he having such a hard time turning such a small car around? I enquired, I can turn the purple one around in a clean 3.
Oh, she replied, that's because he's a f***ing idiot.