Simon Isaacs uttered summat worrerz funny about:
I've just had exactly the same conversation with the FIL who is presently in Italy. Seems we may need to bring over some of the mob in his suitcases ;-)
I'm hoping number three doesn't come but if it does :-
Dear Fate,
Thanks for your recent efforts, "Chips away" are visitng me on Monday next week , should you decide to f*ck my car up any further I would apreciate it if the fuckup could be small, inexpensive to repair and preferably before Monday if Paintwork is involved.
Regards all
Lee D
I can see me investing in my own set of traffic cones at this rate.