Scratches ...

"Paul - xxx" gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Cool.

I have to admit, I was wondering why anybody would want a convoy of _shiny_ landies...

Ray...£140 for a polisher?? Couldnt you just use an angle grinder with a buffing mop head tied over it? ;)

You're not doing this car cleaning geek thing very well at all :-)

Oh a completely new individual with the saame computer as my mate insulting me- I do worry about your willy working as your insults do seem to have a common thread ;-)

What the f*ck are you on about you cumsponge?

The retarded f*ck-dribble is a TOG / Firth stalker, Nige.

It's a boring as f*ck, usual know-nothing f****it Usenet Warrior.

I bet it lives in Wales.

If you are sooo bothered about crossposting dipstick why do you keep doing it?? I concur with Nige

(cross posted so he recieves it) DerekW

Him be Troll!!

A lie, you're a deranged and incoherent stalker. As the diatribe of lies and stupidity that you posted afterwards claims. especially the guff about the Range Rover, which you claimed to have bought before the V8 diesel was on sale in *any* Range Rover.

You pile lie upon lie upon lie, hoping desperately that someone, anyone will believe you. When you're challenged to produce the evidence you run away.

So, for what feels like the thousandth time of asking. Produce the message IDs for any posts in which I claimed to have retired 30 years ago, in which I claim to work as a temp, in which I claimed that a Ford Explorer was an upmarket 4x4, or indeed any of the bullshit that you just spouted.

But you won't, because you never have, you simply invent yet another lie and pile that on top of the other lies that you post.

Shut the f*ck up, Filth, you silly little wop.

You so obviously haven't ever actually met Nige at all ...

;)

Baiting Trolls is quite an amusing pastime, don't you think?

I think Princess Margaret was a bit partial to shiny Landies or was that laddies?

Oh Filth - EVERYONE knows you are an ANGRY little TROLL - Ok , let me clarify -anyone with a memory better than a goldfish and dips their finger in here occasionally. I especially like your allegation that I'M the angry one

I hope you have a good day and trust that you are not as useless or rude or threatning to your nearest and dearest (If they've not buggered off because of your internet character)- I suggest maybe checking your blood pressure might also be a good idea

I would but you'd run out of blue pills luv

I SAID CHECK YOUR LOCAL RR DEALERs WEB PAGE (YOU KNOW THE ONESs THAT IN BASINGSTOKE ) - NOT ONLY DOES IT HAVE A "2010" RR IT HAS THE MODEL YOU KEEP SAYING DOES NOT EXIST - OR WILL YOU SNIP THIS AS WELL AS YOU DON'T LIKE THE TRUTH?

"Ttoommy" gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

You stupid man.

Of course the TDV8 Rangie exists. It's been out for a couple of years, and car "model years" frequently start at the end of the summer break, when refreshed models are released.

That doesn't alter the fact that you claimed to have a TDV8 Rangie the thick end of a year before it was launched, and have since refused to give any details to your claim, such as the VIN - which, let me remind you, would be clearly visible to anybody who cared to look through the windscreen, so you can hardly claim "privacy". You've been caught in in several similar lies, when they've been comprehensible through your illiterate drunken rants.

+ACI-I especially like your allegation that I'M the angry one+ACI-

hehehe :)

The nearest Rolls Royce dealer to me isn't in Basingstoke. The local Land Rover dealer isn't in Basingstoke either. Perhaps you should buy a map?

I haven't said that a 2010 "RR" doesn't exist. I've made no comment on any vehicle scheduled for launch in 2010. I've only commented on your laughable, childish and fuckwitted claim to have bought a Range Rover TDV8 a year before it was on sale to the public.

As Adrian has said, it's easy to prove me wrong. But whenever you are asked to provide the proof you run away. Why is that Toomy?

You ran away from addressing this point:

You'll run away again, won't you?

Here are your options:

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