Daft Conversations.

Some years ago I was knocking out part-worn tyres as a way of getting some of the outlay back on banger racing. Anyway, a girl with a (MK1) fiesta comes round for me to put a couple of tyres on. I get all the tools out, jack it up, take the first wheel off, and take the valve out of the tyre. She says " Do you have to let the air out then?"

Me "Yes, what did you think I was going to do?"

Her " I thought you just slipped the new one on over the old one"

Me " " (Stunned silence)

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Lady Customer walks into reception: Hello

Me: Hello, can I help ?

C: How much is a new exhaust for our car ?

M: What car is it Madam ?

C: Err.... I think it's an Austin.

M: Do you know which model and cc ?

C: It's colour is blue.

M: Err, hum, err .. Yes but what model of car, what's it's called ?...

C: I don't know, my husband normally drives, his at work at the moment...... It's got round headlights.

M: Err. hum, err.....

C: The car is outside if you want me to go and check ?!...

It turned out to be an Austin 1300.