First UK Jeep Grand Cherokee 2005 HEMI on eBay!

Jul 12, 2005 10 Replies

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Everytime I see such a monstrosity I'm reminded of the lyrics of Roger Miller.

JohnR ( snipped-for-privacy@hotmail.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

I'm reminded more of Roger Melly.

Consultant ( snipped-for-privacy@clarity-it.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Yes, dear.

Or the 'Canyonero' SUV song thing from The Simpsons.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

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