That can only be because everyone gives them a wide berth. ;-)
Ironically, a white van man (10 year old Transit) had an accident involving damage and injury in a store car park about 3/4 mile from where I live.
I received notification of intent to prosecute because the b*****d gave a false name, and my address and postcode, and also filled in a transfer of ownership to the false name at my address.
I had some "interesting" communications with police, a lawyer, and the DVLA before I could convince them I had never seen the vehicle.
A simple phone call satisfied the law firm, but the cops required a recorded delivery for the vehicle documents, even then still harassed me, and my daughter made a personal call at the station and gave them a piece of her tongue. That shut 'em up, but they obviously failed to take up my lead of "why don't you pursue the previous owner", because then the DVLA entered the scene with a threatened debt recovery action because I hadn't taxed or SORN ed the van or paid a fine!
That necessitated a Fax of my declaration and evidence, but all went quiet after that...
I have no doubt that some white van men are first class chaps!