anyone speak fluent german

Google came up with this:

Brand-new and orginal GT CupLine sport chassis quality packs to small price. Qualitatively high-quality and sportily tautly complete sport chassis angestimmtes on the vehicle. Racing and driving fun for the road in the scope of supply contain: 2 front axle sport shock absorbers (shortened), 2 rear axle sport shock absorbers (shortened) and setting lower a sport feather/spring set, with a setting lower of approx. 70/50 suitably for OPELS Vectra A 44 - 125 KW of max. VA load 915 kg of max. Resounding branch 870 kg of inclusive TUEV appraisals and 2 years Gewaehleistungsgarantie! Important notes a calculation with proven value added tax is appropriate for the transmission with the eBay costs take over we manufacturers conditionally can the absorber color between yellow, blue and silver change.

Basic intuition can tell you what most of it means, most of the European sellers can understand and reply in English very well.

Have you brought a vectra or something?

In news:daccr5$peo$ snipped-for-privacy@news6.svr.pol.co.uk, REMUS decided to enlighten our sheltered souls with a rant as follows

Vectra = Cavalier until about '95, or whenever the 'orrible Vectra came out.