[OT] divorce -->joke<--

Oct 05, 2005 7 Replies
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."



The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."



Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.



She says, "I want the kids, too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.



She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"



The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."



She asks, "Like what?"



The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "An airbag."


Where do you get these things from. It's another pass-along. LOL!!

I write them...(not) Stay tuned for more.

Evil. Pure evil (I saw it coming, actually - but I thought he was doing a murder-suicide thing)

:-)

Natalie

Gosh, aren't you the sentimental one...

Yes - I'm a giver; it's a weakness

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" wrote: snip

Well, it likely doesn't need to be said but....I'm pretty sure you'd have been right Nat...there's no way (imo) that anyone'd ever live through a 90 MPH prang into a bridge abutment with a

*dozen* airbags...let alone one.

Right you are - I've seen proof of this

Natalie, not missing her EMT days a bit

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