OT - Women are evil - Joke-

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil; don't mess with them!

Reply to
Dan J.S.
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Not only are they evil, but you will seldom win an argument with them. And if you think you did in the short term, you end up losing anyway in the long term.

Reply to
badgolferman
*snipped & stolen*

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

*fwappity fwap*

My husband wins arguments all the time - at least that's what he thinks

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

You do not believe anything that bleeds for four or five days every month, and does not die, can be a GOOD thing do you? ;)

mike

Reply to
Mike Hunter

first i state that women = time * money (if your short on time you can make it up with money and if your short on money all is well if you spend some extra time with them) and everyone knows that time is money so time = money therefore women = money * money or money squared and because money is the root of all evil that would make women = (root of all evil) squared and that would prove women = evil

Reply to
PCK

This is an extremely complicated yet simple formula. You are obviously a genius about logic, but I doubt you will ever understand women. There is no logic whatsoever when debating a woman. I guess that's what makes them so attractive to us -- they are our opposites.

Reply to
badgolferman

Wow, both of you guys are oinking particularly loudly

:-P

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

That is not what makes them attractive to me! ;-)

Reply to
Truckdude

Truck Dude likes it when they defectate and urinate on him.

Reply to
Sharx35

You have got a problem. That wasn't even funny. You've just ruined the entire spirit of this thread.

Reply to
badgolferman

My husband has had to teach my son that: "You can either be right...or, you can be happy.", when he challenges my position.

Reply to
ravelation

He probably wonders why people all of the sudden have something to do when he approaches.

Reply to
Truckdude

I seem to recall a famous President that gave a speech that began, four score and seven years ago, our forefathers created on this land a country dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. And women are better.

Reply to
Jeff Strickland

Yes. But you're superficial, and nobody cares what you like.

Reply to
Jeff Strickland

Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation. A nation dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, and women are better.

I screwed it up the first time ...

Reply to
Jeff Strickland

I like it...

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

"Jeff Strickland" ...

*fwap*

I care!

:-P

Natalie

Reply to
Wickeddoll®

For the slow people (or person), the winking emoticon means that my comment was tongue-in-cheek. Your comment leads one to believe that you are with a woman you don't find physically attractive. You didn't need to share that with the rest of us.

Reply to
Truckdude

Thanks, Natalie!

Reply to
Truckdude

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