My friend from the dealer I used to work for called me today, told me about this repair order he got on some late model corolla the other day; by far the strangest request I've ever seen. Maybe Ray O can top this one:
1: Customer states a/c not cooling
2: rotate and balance 4 tires
3: Check car for tracking device or listening bug
He said that the owner was an overweight white guy with coke bottle glasses pacing nervously around the customer lounge, said "I'm pretty sure someone is following me, so just do a sweep." !?!? I didn't realize Toyotas new OBDII scantools supported this feature! I've obviously been away from the dealer for too long.