Fresh from her shower, my wife was standing in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, I come up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, Then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for A few seconds."
Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper, stood in front of the mirror, and began rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied. She stopped.
" Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
I'm still alive and with a great deal of therapy, I may even walk again. Stupid, stupid move.