OT My poor daughter

"Cool. Now daddy is posting pictures of me eating on the Internet."

i still can hehe...it will most likely catch up with me when i get older though...my hair is already thinning

-james

On Sun, 28 Sep 2003 22:26:45 GMT, "jabobia" began spewing the following from their cake-hole:

Yeah, I used to think it was cool that I could eat as much of whatever kinda food I wanted to without getting fat. Then I turned 30 (5 years ago). It's not really a constant battle now... but I do have to be kinda careful. Usually I eat whatever I want still, but about every

• Author's note: "Tiny amount of food" = No extra mayo on my double-chili-cheeseburger with super-sized fries and 40 or less hot-wings during the Nascar race each week and Bud Lite instead of regular Budweiser and diet Coke instead of regular Coke to go with my Jim Beam.

-- Travis '63 VW Camo Baja...

:wq!

lol yeah that sounds like a good method...if i dont pig out its a struggle to keep around 140-145lb

i suppose when the time comes i could always order a cheeseburger and medium fry instead of a double bacon cheeseburger with extra cheese, extra mayo, and extra bacon with an extra-large fry...maybe i could get extra lettuce on the cheeseburger to make it healthier too?

i always drink unsweet iced tea so atleast ive got something going for me

-james

I can & I do. 5' 10" and weigh about 190. I look like I weigh about 150 or so. 32" waist. If I eat lots of chocolate and other sweets, I actually lose weight. And I'm in my late 40's.

Some days it's just good being me.

Randy

Sounds like a damned near perfect meal to me. But could you make that a large fry instead ? And maybe a choc shake ? Dang, now I'm drooling.

Randy

On 28 Sep 2003 23:00:35 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@aol.comIdiot (RSMEINER) began spewing the following from their cake-hole:

There! That's it! The attitude I used to have. :-) Good luck on being able to maintain that. I always used to laugh at people who would tell me it might not always be so easy to stay thin. Next time you're at a pizza buffet, eat a couple of extra slices for me. ;-)

-- Travis '63 VW Camo Baja...

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I know what you mean. I'm just 5'11", 185 pounds, but I have to buy special tailored clothes to hide the 22" bicepts, 50" chest/lats. A pain, ain't it? And I'm twenty years older than you. No, make that ten. I think. And maybe I got those other numbers wrong, too. See what you can look forward to?

On 28 Sep 2003 23:00:35 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@aol.comIdiot (RSMEINER) ran around screaming and yelling:

Just what does Llama meat taste like?

Very similer to Great Pyreneese.

Randy

Say, ten years with this dog's bills and I tell ya, when he dies he's going to good use. A coat, mittens, the skull could be a doghouse for the next dog. I could spread a tarp over his ribcage and store the Bug out of the weather. Maybe I'll scorch the meat in hot pepper and sell it to our Confederate friends as Cajun. (ugh. I'm making myself sick.)

I always eat a "few" extra slices of pizza. Beer gut ? Whats a beer gut ? Can't say as I have one of those.

Randy

You old geeze you. I used to have to get all my pants made for me as my thighs were as big as my waist. No fat on them, just big.

I think all my weight is in my feet.

Randy

On 28 Sep 2003 23:36:10 GMT, snipped-for-privacy@aol.comIdiot (RSMEINER) began spewing the following from their cake-hole:

If the batteries on the digital camera weren't dead right now then I'd take a picture and show you. Since they're dead, here's the best I can do:

Step one: Go eat about 8 Alka-Seltzer tablets right now. Just eat them. Step two: Drink about 8 oz of water. Step three: Jump up an down for about 2-3 minutes. Step four: Go look at your belly in the mirror.

-- Travis '63 VW Camo Baja...

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It's in yer back pocket.

Explode or die! But wait - lemmie tell you about a dish that Molly once made. She got this great dehydrated chilli from the local "health store." Whuped up a whole bunch, but didn't cook it quick enough for me. I ate it 'adente', kinda firm, not quite done yet. Ate four helpings. Seems it made its way on down and began to fermet or something. Pain! PAIN! I swear, and Molly will vouch, with ever breath I took in, an equal amount of gas left the other end. Good think I lived in the middle of nowhere. Then later there was the strange alien-landing burn in the yard to explain.

A friend of mine is a defense lawer in a border city. He had to defend a guy that tried to smuggle 80 pounds of Llama meat in his clothing last week ...

....................I'm 5' 9" and I wish I was about 170 instead of the current 185-190. The older you get the worse those extra pounds look.