the great John connlly

I guess this kind of stuff is why USENET is such an inexpensive form of communication amongst the many. Nobody'd pay to read this stuff on purpose.................Comes with the good I guess

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No no, Chris. It's "Have a nice day... Butthole!"

Kidd What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*it..."

hehe...you know i am *WAY* too respectful to others to talk to them that way....

------------------- Chris Perdue

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!"

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Don't apologize to us, Erik. It's not your fault Mario's an idiot with no morals. And I agree with you completely. That "Maybe" stuff is bullshit. The fact that he's given a million reasons why he won't give us his side and tell us what "really" happened according to him says one thing to me: Guilty by omission. Mario reminds me of my ex. Everything is everybody's fault but his own. And just the statement itself "Bad boy of VW"... that just shows the number of brain cells he's got. The day he's gone, the IQ of this newsgroup will jump a good 75 points. I feel sorry for John and Gareth for ever having heard this guy's name. Thanks to him for reminding me of why I have such a huge lack of faith in humanity these days. Just when I was starting to mellow out and give people the benefit of the doubt, here comes Mario to ruin it for everyone.

Kidd

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*it..."

You sure are. And by the way, I just won the $20 million lotto and I've been crowned reigning Queen of Molvania. ;)

Kidd What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*it..."

no xmas gift for you kidd.

Mario

Heh. Maybe we should send him to rec.autos.driving -- it would raise the average IQ in both groups ;-)

Airhowlingly yours, Erik.

...............It seems like I remember a Three Stooges in Molvania episode.

.......Was that you that Curly pinched on the @ss?

timmy

Oh? You mean no "gift" of being screwed over 9 ways to Sunday (and I don't mean in the pleasurable way)? Gee... I think I have to THANK Santa for that one. You however will get a Christmas gift. A big fat stocking full of coal... or s*it. Depending on how detailed my letter to Santa is.

K What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*it..."

No, I broke his nose. But it *was* me that tweaked Moe's nipple... :D

Kidd What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale starts out "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale starts with "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this s*it..."

"Bad Boy"??? More like CryBaby.

-- the Grokdoc Tom Malmevik all that groks is god

Are you kidding i get to play with VW's all day. That also goes along with meeting alot of true VW enthusiast.

Mario

unfortunately real enthusiasts are the ones that are willing to do anything to help out another enthusiast...easy target for conmen...no wonder you enjoy it....

------------------- Chris Perdue

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!"

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Yea, sure

;)

Jan

WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE LET THIS THREAD DIE ALREADY?!?!

It's starting to piss me off.

You are like hyenas on a carcass, but there's nothing left to eat.

What are you, 16???

I don't CARE at this point what Mario did or didn't do, and neither do most of you who keep having your fun with him. Admit it, you keep throwing cheap shots just because everyone else is too, and it's fun to do so without consequences when the majority of the paople around share your opinion.

It doesn't look good kids, YOU ALL are starting to look bad, acting like kids on a schoolyard.

LIke I said 2457 messages ago, I THINK THE MESSAGE GOT THROUGH ALREADY.

So SHUT THE F*CK UP

Sez your King.

Jan

Now you know what mood I was in when I posted that infamous "please take this off-group" message that I subsequently got all that flamage for. It's nice to see that I'm not alone.

Airhowlingly yours, Erik.

hehe....now Jan you *know* throwing insults will not let it die...good try, bad bait....

------------------- Chris Perdue

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug!"

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I'm merely trying to communicate in your language to make my message heard. If I fail in the attempt of making you understand the error of your ways, I blame my own inadequacy and lack of experience in this fine sub-category of communication you seem to master.

You people have no class, no manners, and no sense of proportion. Everything your mother ever taught you (I begin to doubt she ever did) is thrown out the window, the minute you see an opportunity to act bigger than you are. Securely barking away behind the fence we call Usenet, along with your friends. Buncha kids you are. Regardless of age, it seems.

We have a saying in Finland.. it doesn't translate well, but it goes something like "Stupidity condenses in large groups". When you stop using your own judgement and brain, and just follow that of a large group, you have lost your way. And your ego will prevent yourself from admitting your mistake, you'd look bad in the eyes of the rest of the group if you got off the wagon.

Then there's those who at first follow the show from the sidelines, and then decide to get ON the wagon so they don't miss out on anything, and GOD FORBID, if the other guys had reason to believe he was wussing out. But of course they join the fun only after they've seen it's safe to do so, when the "winner" was already picked. This of course, is WAY after the point where the whole ruckus stopped being useful to anyone. When everything worth anything was already said and it's safe to just repeat what someone else had already said.

Jan (Placing myself securely high above you, out of your reach you little dingbats with your underdeveloped fangs and embarrassinly fragile egos)

This from the man who "keeps" hamsters ?

Randy