Sometimes we don't get the response we want when we post a question here in RAMVA. It actually seems to be a lot better than it used to be as shown in this excerpt from a 1999 thread where a writer was having problems with the brakes on his bus named "Tubby":
"What you need to do is go over the hills and far away, then your tubby bus will start to play.
Check the tinkys are not winky, Make sure the brake pipes are not dipsy, Check to see if there is less than 1 mm of la in the lala And for god sake dont forget the po level.
When all of this is OK you should have a noo noo brake system."
Wise-ass answer from Chris Hyde.