How does one start to describe this?
Bellargio
Dec 20, 2004
10 Replies
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Nice on the outside but in... sorry must dash to the smallest room.
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Pimpmobile?
Lizzy
my eyes.... they hurt...
Regards. Mark.(AKA, Mr.Nice.)
It's chav Heaven, I'm surprised the interior isn't genune Burberry...:-)
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F*CK ME! that is horrific, utterly vulgar in every way. Anyone seen Kill Bill??? The interior is right out of the 'Pussywagon' LOL
Nige
-- Subaru WRX (The Bitch)
S3 88" (Albert)
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If its all the same to you, I'll pass on that!
So David Willerton was, like
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Sacrilege.
Several things spring to mind.....
By using large green lettering with the caps lock stuck on, obviously.
Given that it's been offered on Ebay without any takers at least twice that I know of, the best description I can think of is "a heap of overpriced crap that nobody wants".
I suppose there may be some mileage in buying it, getting it insured and then telling the insurance company it was vandalised while it was parked outside Sainsburys. "I just parked it up and some ba**ard threw pink paint through the window". You can then get your insurance company to repair all the damage done.
It could be promoted as the first "anti theft Land Rover" but then someone's already made off with the furry dice.
Good idea making the auction anonymous so you can get your mates to bid for it again and nobody will be any the wiser.
Still, hopefully it'll sell for enough money that they can buy a keyboard that hasn't had coffee spilt in it. I assume that happened when the poor sod who was asked to type the description saw the asking price just as he took a swill of coffee. For future reference you should try soaking it in warm water and then let it dry before use, that way the caps lock key won't get stuck again.
I do like the way that the Green and Red in the description is used to continue the styling statement of the vehicle itself, just needs some MDF shelving covered in silk and maybe some form of decking to project the living area into the back garden to finish it off. I do wonder what he did to his neighbours Land Rover though !
HTH when you come to advertise it on Ebay again in 10 days time.
cheers
Dave W.
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Saw it and the other one at the Windows Polo ground this year.
Its a shame, the company has some nice stuff to put on the defenders that if I had the cash I would love to do (Billet Door handles, etc) but this thing is just OTT
The wheels just don't look right. Solid wheels never did any vehicle a favour. Look at the XJ220. Nice car, crap wheels!
Tim
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Camnt wait to see my two dogs in it after they have been for a run through the forest and a few muddy pools
AlunP
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