Mark Varley has a LOT to answer for...
Just (25 mins ago) been to B & Q to get some odd bitsa overpriced essential crap - cos everywhere else is feckin shut init...
Anyway... Needed a couple of bits of ally - which is in the same isle as things like chain and rope... Walking past the rope there were a youngish couple (early 30s or so) who were, erm, how to put this...
...trying the decorative rope on.
I didn't actually notice until I heard the woman ask if the colour was alright!?!
They were not at all selfconscious...
Crumbs, an education, this ere Landie stuff, init!