Why do they do it?

Aug 31, 2004 37 Replies
3 Chavs in a nasty looking MkIV Scrote Cabrio.

Seemed to think he had a fast car.



Bwahahaha.


I /hate/ them. Chavs and all Escrap Cabrio's.

Bet the prick had his fandango sports spot lights on despite the sun blazing.

The chavs mainly seem to go for novas (or saxos for the richer ones) and shagged old Sierras round 'ere!

Yesterday, Chav in a Clio 172.

So certain that it was a fast car, that he couldn't wait for the change from double white lines to dashed and overtook at the most dangerous point in the road (before a hidden dip).

I would have loved to have been a position to see his face as the artic emerged from the dip right in front of him.

Fortunately no one died this time.

In news:41350952$0$52139$ snipped-for-privacy@mercury.nildram.net, Andrew Ratcliffe decided to enlighten our sheltered souls with a rant as follows

Ahem!

Hehe just read your sig :)

Spooky, saw the same thing yesterday. First time I'd seen a Mk4 Cabby in years, thought they'd all rotted off the road by now...

Oh yeah, I had one of those in an XR3i the other day... so I let him past...

...then overtook him a bit further on, just because I could.

Indeed

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-- JackH

Priceless!

Make me want to learn how to use Flash, that does...

-- JackH

"JackH" wrote

Quite easy, picked it up in a morning at work a couple of months ago... mind you I've kind of got the background in music & video editing and graphic design...

Anyone care to explain what's 'funny' about it ?

If I didn't know you better, at this point I'd assume you were a cahve and horribly offended by it.... ;-)

Turn your sound on?

Also view the episode one it links to at the end - I think it's better.

Thing is chav scum would likely think it kewl until someone explained it's actually taking the piss.

What do you use to encode it? This is a stumbling block for me, the lack of software to convert images and things into swf.

Everything !

Along with the first in the series

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's had the whole office here in stitches for the past 10 minutes :)

You either draw directly into it, or Macromedia Flash (the application) can import a lot of sound, image and video formats direct but that makes the finished movie a lot bigger (and I do mean a lot) and you can't always manipulate an image as mucha s if you drew it directly.

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