Things I learned awaiting selection for serving on jury on Halloween. (Old magazines)
If you cut your salt with potassium, you'll cut your chances of a heart attack measurably.. Of course, if you do things like that, you probably do a lot of other things to help, too!
Getting Earthlink through AARP will save you money as of when the ad was printed.
Driving while fighting with your wife on the cell phone is dangerous. Wait until she's in the car and she might have enough sense to shut up so you both can live.
That lovely actress telling you how great it was to use Zuplrup on her zits may never have laid a finger on the stuff but can legal imply she had. (No remarks from OCF concerning Kathy Rigby needed.)
A Porches model and a VW model, built on the same chassis, come down the same assembly line in the Skoda plant, where the car that challanged the Yugo used to be built.
The court-house staff dressed in costume looked cute. I though they always dressed that way until I realized what day it was!
Seven hours later we left - no jury selected.
Karl