For God's Sake...STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!

Been outside today?! ;)

Yeah. I smoke. I LIKE to smoke. But of all the things that should be banned, this is Numer One.

I don't play on Thursday nights any more, so I don't drink any more...

I guess here the brain-dead BMW drivers all sold their cars and bought Priussessesses.

But not impossible.

You come across as a far right wingnut.

Yeah, that's kooky, but it isn't socialist.

Nope; some of those who don't agree with me are left wingers.

Anyone who doesn't agree with you is a flaming idiot, right?

It would just run down her leg...

Cathy

With a strong tail wind?

Yeah, for the most part. There's no real trajectory to begin with, so....

Cathy

We already have an example of socialized medicine in this country. It fits the definition perfectly. It's been around for years. Some of its customers like it a lot, and some say it's just so-so. If you told 100 people that it should be eliminated, probably 5 or 10 of those people would either spit on you, or punch your lights out.

You have no idea what it is.

I can't say I've every observed this, so....I'll defer to the experts. ;-)

Good to know you're not the "golden showers" type.

Speaking as someone who has catheterized both men and women, as well as changing diapers on my kids (boy and girl), females have no control, and males barely have control.

:-P

Natalie

My son had GREAT control. He never missed a face during diaper changes.

I was a little better at ducking than my wife. ;-)

"witfal" "Wickeddoll®"

Not mine - he and his father still don't. I have a sign on my bathrooms' wall that says, "My aim is to keep this toilet clean; *your* aim would help"

I think Craig "baptized" us both about the same.

Where hubby did worse, was spit-up. He refused to put a towel or something on his shoulder when he burped our kids. Then he'd bitch that his shirt was messed up.

MEN!

Natalie

You'll notice I said "had" great control. That was only then, not now.

I learned the towel-over-the-shoulder routine really fast.

Last time I looked there were too many clocked up........:-(

Chas

Hardly, but it would appear that way to a Moonbat.

Guess you don't know Amherst very well.

Hardly, but it would appear that way to a Moonbat.

I was talking about the morons running for President in the 2000 race, but, if the shoe fits...

What year Prius do you have?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I can write "Merry Christmas" in the snow!

I just held the kids at arms length, facing away from me...