For God's Sake...STEP ON THE ACCELERATOR!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 30, 2008 172 Replies
H

Which brings me to the point I was thinking of earlier.

Yeah, we need more programs like that. Programs that tell people they can't have certain tests because they're too expensive (and in one case, not having the test cost one of my Mom's friends her life), and then turn around and pay $500 for the same wheelchair 10 times ($5,000...just thought I'd do the math for you...)

That pays for non-existant services and goods, and KEEPS paying for them after they're investigated and found to be frauds.

Yeah, I *REALLY* want the Government in control of health care. It'll be

10 times more expensive for 5 times fewer services...
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H

And economy cars with Formula One wings on them...

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W

That COULD be considered assault.

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W

Maybe in lower case letters.

Natalie, running like hell

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W

Great, so it goes on the carpet, furniture, etc. Way to go, Hachi!

Natalie

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J

The example I mentioned tends not to exhibit those problems, at least according to three men I know, one of whom is my father.

Perhaps you should stop shoveling manure until you name the program I'm talking about. I will not tell you. You will now thrash around for another

20 messages trying to figure it out. It'll be easier if you just sit in a chair, look out the window, and think.
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H

Luckily, it was only the carpet that ever suffered damage...

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W

OR...to demonstrate good control, write in non-cursive block lettering.

All caps, of course.

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N

I used to have a landlady (very nice lady) who claimed to be a big believer in marriage. After all, she'd done it enough times! :)

nate

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"witfal" "Wickeddoll®"

OK, I think it's time we stopped dicking around with this thread.

Natalie

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I used to have a landlady (very nice lady) who claimed to be a big believer in marriage. After all, she'd done it enough times! :)

nate

Like Liz Taylor, huh?

I always said I would only marry once. Thank God I got it right the first time.

Natalie, Mrs. Bob for 22 years, 20 legally ;-)

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N

That's what you're *SUPPOSED* to do, you know. It's the law in Germany. Shortens the backup when everyone plays by the rules.

nate

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W

All right. Just don't be pissed.

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C

I know of one father who quickly learned that holding the baby above - & facing - him , while he was lying down - just after the baby'd been fed - was not such a hot idea... ;-P

Cathy

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L

If you can actually SEE your farts...

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L

My favorite is an old VW Beetle with 1950s fins -- 2 on the rear, 1 on the roof.

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L

Michelle Steiner wrote to Hachiroku:

Our local Chamber of Commerce has supported every sales tax increase referendum ever put on the ballot.

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L

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For a second, I thought you were referring to this fine local company, which has two stores located right next to the freeway:

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I used to get my car inspected at one of them.

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L

You already said you were from Massachusetts. ;)

How do you find a good mechanic in your area? Around here, I just look for somebody who smokes, but that doesn't work in places where everybody smokes,

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