Petty police

WTF?!

Is this a regular thing, you bangin your head on tables? Tells me all I need to know...

"You can if you like" Gawd...

If he thought like me, he'd probly find his IQ wud increase dramatically and he wouldn't feel like an idiot anymore.

It doesn't say that, so we're not there at all.

See above.

I've had it grasped from the start. We have to turn them off on a street with street lighting.

Gonz ("Gonz" ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Indeed - that is exactly what it says. Nobody is arguing with that.

Where you differ from everybody is in the inferences arising from that.

Is anybody else reminded of that Blackadder episode with the sea captain?

"Aargh, opinions differ. I says a crew isn't necessary, everybody else says it is."

Gonz ("Gonz" ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

It's plain enough to anybody with a reading age approaching double figures.

I didn't say _whose_ head.

Yup. Exactly.

How very true..

This is a troll, right?

Because they've got a wider beam spread. Not much to do with brake lights though.

Yes, the except is an EXECPTION to the YOU MUST. An exception to you must means you don't have to, not You Must Not. Except doesn't reverse the meaning of a clause, it negates it.

Brimstone ("Brimstone" ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

Probably.

Here we go... Play the troll card time :o(

???

You may not carry a passenger anywhere on your bike except on a regular seat permanently attached to the bike. This is entirely up to you, you can have that person sittin on the handlebars if you want to.

You may not carry any child between the ages of 1 to 4, or weighing 40 pounds or less, anywhere on a single-passenger bike except in a baby seat attached to the bike. This is entirely up to you, you can have the child sittin on your shoulders if you like.

No, cuz I've seen you doin that with yourself, and you look like a bigger one than you originally started as.

Gonz ("Gonz" ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying:

OK, you're not a troll.

I didn't think anybody as stupid as you appear to be would be able to type and breath at the same time. I s'pose you pause after each letter?

There are three possible explanations that I can think of for your inability to grasp a simple concept. 1) you have genuine learning difficulties, 2) you're as thick as five short planks or 3) you're trolling.

But he wouldn't be able to spell.

Oh f*ck that's too close for comfort. With your reading ability you'll probably end up in Gloucester.