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If you say so Stevie. We both know the truth though.

Well, no. I know the truth. You appear to believe I live in England.

Knock on the door, I mean, you never know, I *could* live there.

But, on the balance of probabilities, it's likely that I don't.

Come on then Stevie, give us the low down on YOUR quote on Italian tat, I really can't wait to hear this one...

""I also know that bits will have a tendancy to fall off, but despite all of this I still love them".

Struggling with the Itlalian tat quote of yours Stevie?

"I also know that bits will have a tendancy to fall off, but despite all of this I still love them".

Don't avoid it, it will haunt you..!

That you find that worth mentioning on a two year old car says much.

That's right Dave, not one problem. In contrast my friend's 3 month old Renault 5 had a list full of electrical problems.

No problem at all. It will be pile on top of 2 others in a scrapyard.

Another one on drugs.

I'd give you £100 if the tyres are OK and it has a full tank.

I know, I wouldn't pay anything at all for your car, even if it was full of cocaine!

What about your knob?

Oh, sorry, might have missed a few stages of metaphor there...

No surprises there.

Are you trying for "Wanker of the Year"?

John & Lisa wrote: :: Struggling with the Itlalian tat quote of yours Stevie? :: :: "I also know that bits will have a tendancy to fall off, but despite :: all of this I still love them". :: :: Don't avoid it, it will haunt you..!

And bits don't fall off Rovers?

You really do live in a dream world, don't you...

Only alcohol, and sober I'd still only offer £100.

Doesn't matter, Steve. I've moved twice since then.

Mind you, I don't know what the current owner would say if a weekend pikey turned up on the doorstep.

I don't think my knob's bigger than his dad, no.

Oh, and only then if the tank is > 45 litres.

Maybe not, but he's still a wanker for attempting it.