Saxo VTR induction kit?

Thats just it though.

Lots of people do start off with a nice enough 3 or 4k saxo then spend the same again modifying it

You'd be surprised. There are plenty of VTR/S's out there with forced induction, very swift they can be too.

Mason

Burn it then!

Another car to torch!

I'd love to. Trouble is he lives about 6 houses away from me and I have to park next to him (en bloc garages) and he's bigger than me and nastier than me and younger than me and .......

I dunno, I reckon he is - a long way from most people :-)

Makes more money and better looking and is more succesful with women.

Lifes a bitch isn't it. :)

Heh, works less certainly. He can't earn much more than me given that he can't afford a better house.

Have you been inside. It might look normal but inside it might have every gold plated, or with a veneer of virgin ivory.

Wrong.

He can't afford a better house than you because not many junkies pay by bacs ;o).

No proof of income = no loans = no house.

Exactly.

How much has he spent INSIDE his house. Just because he cant get a bigger mortgage doesn't mean he isn't better off.

LOL!

Aye, but drug dealing = *lots* of cash changing hands = in a few years he'll be able to trade up to a house worth twice as much.

Mason (rmason@plusdotnet) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Ever heard of a self-certification mortgage?

Not, of course, that I'm suggesting that's a financial product that many drug dealers purchase...

Oh I know, I was just pointing out exactly that, he'll probably have tens of thousands in cash immediately to hand.

One of the dealers near us has an SLK, ok it's nothing amazing but he won't have got it on credit. Thats a minimum of around 15k cash to hand for him, and we live in a small village

I doubt it.

Of course they don't want to be living in massively expensive property, it increases the likelyhood of the neighbours complaining.

Mason

Mason (rmason@plusdotnet) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying :

Pick the right expensive part of Essex, and the biggest problem is likely to be that your neighbours being your competitors or suppliers.

However, my point stands - that no proof of income is NOT a bar to a mortgage. Many, many self-employed people manage quite happily without the "right" pile of accounts.

Hmm... there's a gap in the market for a mortgage company specialising in dealers...

andyt

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Cor - whereabouts on a virgin d'yer find that then? I know male virgin teenagers usually have the horn, but not /tusks/.

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