OT My poor kitty cat. :-(

Oct 17, 2003 183 Replies

Eatin is the same as poisonin o'er in England? Comon o'er the big pond an us hillbillies L show ya the difference. First we'll feed ya possum stew then fer desert we gots some keylime antifreeze pie fer ya. Mmmmm Mmmm good eats. If'n it don't kill ya you'll know the difference. One might not be so good but the other is worse.

I've got a real good idea- take that M-80 and position it in another, HUMAN, orifice, if you get my drift. Cruelty to animals is a CRIME in America, punsihable by jail time. A cat is a cat. It can't help what it is. If you have a problem with a cat, it is most likely the owner's fault. I saw a guy hurting a cat once. My wife tried to stop me, but once I get all this beef moving, I don't stop easily, and I don't think the guy ever saw me coming. Yes, I know clothes-lining someone is a crime, as well, but when I see deliberate cruelty to animals, I go a little crazy. Maybe the guy with the M-80 should spend a little time in the gray bar hotel with "Bubba" who is doing a double-life sentence, with no possibility of parole. You'll be BEGGING for that M-80, pal.

.................All right Dave!

...........Now I know why I like you.

I apolgize for the heavy-handedness of my post, but it's a simple as this: if I see two guys, or two ladies, dukin' it out, I am liable to just let them go at it. They have brains, powers of reasoning, rotating opposable thumbs, and are (usually) grown-up enough to know what they are doing. If I see a human beating on what some consider a "lesser" animal ( although, sometimes, I wonder about that statement), I have been known to take immediate, remedial, "collateral damage" action. If I have offended anyone (other than animal abusers) I apologize. To the animal abusers, I hope someday, something 40 times YOUR weight beats the holy livin' **** outta you, so you can see how it feels.

nice hearing from you, dave. you are right. i spend many hours every day taking care of my animal friends.

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Same thingt happens with me Dave, the only thing that can (and has) make me "snap" is when I see someone beating an animal. Or one of my cars.

There are differences between me and you however, a few (?) pounds and my sense of self-protection disappearing the second I snap. Someday it'll be me that gets hurt. :D (Yea, that has happened too but nevermind that.. waking up in a hospital with amnesia and purple blue body was kinda neat)

Jan

What a bunch of grumps!

I had 5 cats until my daughter was born. She's allergic, so they had to go. It's unfortunate some people act like that toward animals.

When I had Zug the new neighbors kept complaining about him being an eyesore and how I was using a palm sander at 8pm. It was so quiet you couldnt even hear it in their house but when they went outside they didn't want to hear it.

Some people are just morons. What can you do?

Kidd "Back in black. It's a fact."

Hey Dave. Long time, no hear. And I like your attitude about this.

Randy

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OOhhhh Wow!! Now that is so f*cking funny. Does it kinda make you feel more like a man??? Must be... BTW don't be drinking green kool-aid..... Narley Dude®

Damn dude, settle down. This isn't my web site. I just thought it was kinda funny. Don't get all bent out of shape over it. Dan

Apparently seems to me that many people here didn't find that too "amusing".

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

Narley Dude®

.........................You hit the target that time Narley Dude.

Thanks Tim. I also think I "struck a nerve" with my statement about jerks like that trying to look macho or to prove their own manhood. Sorry about your cat... we have 4 and I know how you feel about a family pet.

Narley Dude®

To late. His mouth has been open and flapping way to much. All doubt has been removed and then some.

Randy

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Apparently, all humor is lost in all of you idiots. Allow me to expose my posterior for all of your collective lips. Dan

Quick.... where is that M-80?? With a hole like that we will need a few bricks of C-4. Looks like "Bubba" has been helping himself...

Narley Dude®

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