That quote about keeping one's mouth shut has long been a favorite of mine, attributed to Ben Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac. If this person really want to expose his posterior to someone'e lips, he may find that there are a few *other* things that might want equal time there.... Like that M-80, or "Bubba", as previously mentioned. There's darned few things that get me riled up. One is pretty well-known RAMVA-lore, at least to some of the old-timers here. Congratulations, you just found another one, deliberate cruelty to animals. How about we have a "Prestone Party" for you, Buddy? I'll buy........
OT My poor kitty cat. :-(
Oct 17, 2003
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Ummm? Are you really gonna pull your head out? Aye! Good idea! Then maybe you can see the light of day...
Sounds like ol' Mikey here is "Bubba" instead..... or just another j****ff that suffers from "small penis syndrome"
Narley Dude®
Easy killer, down boy. Wouldn't shooting somebody constitute a crime in America? Watch what you say my friend. Somebody around here might not think it was funny. Dan
There a two kind of people in the world. People that hate cats and homos
This is the typical response, from someone like this. They are the typical internet troll, usually under the age of 11 or so, who try to fan the flames. But they aren't very good at it, so they intimate that if you don't agree with them, then your sexuality is in question. (Yeah, I know, that assumption, to a normal, grown-up human being, is quite a leap, but they gotta get a reaction somehow, and mommie and daddy won't take him trick-or treating tonite, so they're bored).. Hey, you wanna join my "Prestone Party" with Bubba and some M-80's? We could have a great time watching you scream and howl in abject horror, terror, and pain......Shoot, I'll even pay for a ticket out here (one way, obviously), and claim it on my taxes as "Nuisance Control" LOL
Hey Michael, looks like we have somebody quite interested in your penis. Maybe you should try to get his phone number or something. Dan
Ooohh... now that scares me. People like you are a "dime a dozen"...
Narley Dude®
But I am a little curious why you would pay money to watch somebody getting m-80's pushed into his ass
Because someone like that most certainly deserves it. I'd pay to light it, too. I don't give a rip if two consenting adults beat each other up. Or do whatever else their twisted little minds can dream up. Pick on, abuse, torment, deliberately kill an animal, just for the fun of it, I think you should be locked up. No, locked up is too good for you. Maybe a good case of untreated Rabies would do the trick; I hear it's a terrible way to go. I'll help in any way I can.
This is the typical response, from someone like this. They are the typical
Hey Michael, looks like we have somebody quite interested in your penis. Maybe you should try to get his phone number or something. Dan
Any questions? I love it when they "out" themselves through their own stupidity ROTFL
On Fri, 31 Oct 2003 17:50:15 -0500, "Michael Jeffers" shared the following:
You say you don't hate cats, Michelle? Now run along and go trick-or-treating before mom says it's too late. :-)
-- Travis
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meek shall inherit the earth. After I'm finished with it.:wq!
Dave, sometimes ya just make me wonder.... Honeybuns ;)
Jan
Are ya gonna cry now.... huh??? Are ya gonna squirt some tears??? Oh... little boy gotta boo-boo.... and got his itty-bitty feelings hurt??
LOL Ya Jerk...
Narley Dude®
Normal people kill cats and homos
Here, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.... ;-)
Well, if they can't take a joke...
Mom's busy. Come back later.
;-)
Max
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Dave, after this whole thread, it took you to make my dinner stick to the monitor!
Max
;-)
So I guess you got the self-suck working for ya. Dan
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